Block, stupid block...
Why don't you go away?
Dude, silly dude...
Can't you see I'm here to stay?
Block, stubborn block...
What do you want from me?
Dude, delusional dude...
Blocks don't have desires, you see?
Block, crazy block...
Tell me that you don't exist.
Dude, blind dude...
That won't make me not persist.
Block, fucking block...
I'll just write a poem about you.
Dude, damned dude...
That means you'll...oh screw!
Friday, August 13, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Questions
About the Ramayana
1. The wives of King Dashrath conceived after eating rice pudding of some kind. Is there any other documented example of rice-pudding babies?
2. When stringing a bow, isn't it crucial to maintain functionality and not end up breaking the bow? Should a broken bow count as a proper stringing job?
3. If a married man flirts with a woman and then asks his brother to cut her nose off, can he ever take the moral high ground again?
4. Could all animals talk or was it just monkeys, bears and vultures?
5. Were they really monkeys, bears and vultures or was Ram really a racist bigot in addition to being a sexist prude?
If anyone has actual answers to these questions please reply. Don't bother if you're a Ram-nut who just wants to call me a sister-fucker...on second thoughts, go ahead. It's fun fighting with morons. But only for a short while...then it gets very irritating.
1. The wives of King Dashrath conceived after eating rice pudding of some kind. Is there any other documented example of rice-pudding babies?
2. When stringing a bow, isn't it crucial to maintain functionality and not end up breaking the bow? Should a broken bow count as a proper stringing job?
3. If a married man flirts with a woman and then asks his brother to cut her nose off, can he ever take the moral high ground again?
4. Could all animals talk or was it just monkeys, bears and vultures?
5. Were they really monkeys, bears and vultures or was Ram really a racist bigot in addition to being a sexist prude?
If anyone has actual answers to these questions please reply. Don't bother if you're a Ram-nut who just wants to call me a sister-fucker...on second thoughts, go ahead. It's fun fighting with morons. But only for a short while...then it gets very irritating.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Origins
In the beginning there was nothing.
Then there was what we like to call the Big Bang and everything changed. This so called 'Big Bang' put into motion a long chain of events which ended with a twenty-something Indian writer creating a word which captured the true essence of everything that had ever happened...and the word was Zudeligumph.
Not being a religious person, I strongly feel that everything I do should have some basis in rational thought. Therefore, this blog is also the result of some rational thought in my head...it has a purpose. The purpose is to educate the world at large and let them know the secret meaning of life that I have come to know after rigorous meditation in the foothills of the Himalayas. But that is not as easy to explain as Buddha made it appear. Therefore, I will need a whole lifetime to actually be able to transmit the fruits of my enlightenment to y'all. But I will begin with a list of the kind of stuff you can expect on this blog.
1. Quasi-philosophical ramblings about the nature of life, the universe and everything.
2. The Principles of Pacifist Anarchy.
3. Rants against the way things are.
4. Rants against the way things were.
5. Rants against the way things will most likely be.
6. A deeper introspection of the term Zudeligumph and the philosophy based on it.
7. Pop Culture
8. Counterculture
9. Subculture
10. Conspiracy theories
11. Duck-billed platypuses
Then there was what we like to call the Big Bang and everything changed. This so called 'Big Bang' put into motion a long chain of events which ended with a twenty-something Indian writer creating a word which captured the true essence of everything that had ever happened...and the word was Zudeligumph.
Not being a religious person, I strongly feel that everything I do should have some basis in rational thought. Therefore, this blog is also the result of some rational thought in my head...it has a purpose. The purpose is to educate the world at large and let them know the secret meaning of life that I have come to know after rigorous meditation in the foothills of the Himalayas. But that is not as easy to explain as Buddha made it appear. Therefore, I will need a whole lifetime to actually be able to transmit the fruits of my enlightenment to y'all. But I will begin with a list of the kind of stuff you can expect on this blog.
1. Quasi-philosophical ramblings about the nature of life, the universe and everything.
2. The Principles of Pacifist Anarchy.
3. Rants against the way things are.
4. Rants against the way things were.
5. Rants against the way things will most likely be.
6. A deeper introspection of the term Zudeligumph and the philosophy based on it.
7. Pop Culture
8. Counterculture
9. Subculture
10. Conspiracy theories
11. Duck-billed platypuses
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